Oct
21
2009
“All You Want From Me Is Sex And ?Scrabble”
Author: siggy“All you want from me is sex and scrabble”!? my wife declared in frustration. I thought that was a funny list. ?Scrabble. Hell, traditionally males have complained about that three letter word going out first.
I lasted that long huh?! Anyway, I had to laugh at that list. There are things to me far more important than that–the clutter and other things that have driven me crazy almost more than the lack of the word that will remain nameless since everyone will know what I am referring to.
There have been countless “NO!”‘s you uttered to me in the short time.
Sex is only one request of many
We have known each other
Only a few years
But forever to me
You simply pretend you did not hear me again for the umpteen time or you have heard the requests so many times so you have become blind to them or now simply you ignore them
Requests I ask you get lost in the infinite clutter and chatter
(and I am sure she will make the same claims: “You don’t listen to me. You never hear me!”)
I still have to laugh at the original statement. All I (???) want from me is sex and scrabble
Really ?scrabble
And ?!sex
The time we spend doing that
Is really a drop in a bucket
Of the time spent together
I must be the crazy male
Just tearing out my hair
Excuse me I do not have much
Anymore
I guess we have been
Married too long
This is the longest seven
Years of my life
?Scrabble!
I guess all wives drive their
Husband crazy
I am just one
Of a long line
At least that is
What my doctor says