It was a choice between looking ridiculous or being cold.  A few years ago for a Christmas someone presented me with a ten foot scarf they must have spent many hours knitting.  When I saw how “impossibly” long it was I roared.

Yesterday it was cold and I pulled out that scarf from the closet and wrapped it around my neck six times so I would not trip on it.  I felt absolutely toasty with it when I went out.  I even forgot I had it till then.

My other commented how silly I looked in it when I returned.  I also had a white cap on which said San Francisco to complete the picture.  I told her I did not care and if I had to make a choice from looking ridiculous or cold I pick ridiculous any day.

She just laughed at me again as I departed the house.  There are few people in this world who have a ten foot long scarf.  I am just plain lucky.