DIRT
I like dirt.
If your house is dirty,
I
will be comfortable.
If you have rugs,
Just begging
To be vacuumed,
Where I can walk barefoot
I will be happy.
If the place is dirty-
Everywhere
We will get along fine.
Dishes in the sink
Makes me
feel at home.
If I step into a house
And it is spotless,
I become nervous.
I wonder where I should sit
Or whether I should sit at all.
If you
want to put me at ease,
Have dirt--
Plenty of dirt
Lodged in all corners.