Jun
7
2009
I Have A New Personal Trainer and He Is Tough
Author: siggyI have a new personal trainer and he is one tough disciplinarian. He pushes me all the time. He want me to go faster and faster. Sometimes he gets waylaid. He would do anything to run after a rabbit.
He is sixty-six pounds and is black and would take umpteen walks if he had his way. He is cheap. All he wants is to have a bowl of food and water and be petted periodically.
He keeps wanting me to go faster and faster. We just came back from a predawn walk; he walked at the fastest clip yet. My wind is getting better and better.
If I am not careful, he will fire me and get another trainee. He wants walks all the time. All you have to do is rattle the metal leash and within five seconds he is at my feet or say the word “walk” and his ears immediately perk up.
I am grateful for him and I make sure every time he rolls over on his back he gets his belly rubbed. I do not want to take any chances he will be hired by any one else. He is the best trainer I ever had.
